Jay //
I like Sarah Silverman. There, I said it. I don't really find her all that funny most of the time, but I like what she does. She's raunchy and wrong and disgusting. But that's just her, and she owns it. And I think she's hot, so there's there.
For as long as I can remember, I've been a fast walker. Pretty much anyone who's walked anywhere with me has told me to slow down.
"What's they hurry?" they say.
"Late for an appointment?" they ask.
Sometimes when my hair
isn't looking it's best
rather than despair
I can easily rest.
A small mammal native to Sub-Saharan Africa, Israel, Jordan, Syria, and Lebanon.
Although their body size and front teeth make them look like rodents, hyraxes are in fact distantly related to elephants and manatees. The teeth are believed to be remnants of tusks.
Despite their bulk, rock hyraxes move with great agility among rocks. Sweat glands and many muscles make their feet function like suction cups, enabling hyraxes to move about securely
Several months ago I posted a link to what I called the worst song ever. I was wrong.
Click the play button above to listen to what I now believe to be the absolute worst song I've ever heard. If the image isn't displaying, click here to view the video.
It's not just politics, though that is certainly no small part of what makes this song so horrible. Everything about it is bad. But it never crosses into "so bad it's good" territory.
Nope. It's just bad.
Hey, you've had 22 years to break this stupid outdated law. Enough's enough, home brewers.
Believe it or not, in 1971 Wham-O introduced this, uh... game.
Something about the name Vitaminwater is kind of reassuring, isn't it? I don't particularly care for flavored water, and I never buy water at all. But if I were so inclined, I might look at the Vitaminwater bottle, thinking that it sounds better than some of it's brethren.
In a staggering feat of twisted logic, lawyers for Coca-Cola are defending the lawsuit by asserting that "no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitaminwater was a healthy beverage."
Does this mean that you'd have to be an unreasonable person to think that a product named "vitaminwater," a product that has been heavily and aggressively marketed as a healthy beverage, actually had health benefits?
Or does it mean that it's okay for a corporation to lie about its products, as long as they can then turn around and claim that no one actually believes their lies?
